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Sunday, June 17, 2012

The Money Machine -- First Look Video

As seen on TV! Get yours today while supplies last! Those days of worrying about making money are finally over! Sound too good to be true? Wait there's More!
 

Written and performed by Ross D. Martin (www.RossMartinMD.com).
Inspired by David Wilcox (www.DavidWilcox.com).
Tuning B-B-F#-B-D#-F# (cut capo 4th fret)

The Money Machine

Tired of living in fear of the repo man?
Wishing you could tear up all those bills?
Dreaming of vacations in Milan?
Or living in a mansion in the Hollywood Hills?
Why keep slogging at that old McJob?
You can quit today and have it all
No need to scout out a bank to rob
Achieve your dreams with just one call

Introducing The Money Machine
Just a turn of the crank and you'll be rolling in green
Five easy payments of nine ninety-nine
And watch your future start to shine
(plus shipping and handling)

You blink your eyes and can't believe your luck
As you dial the number on the TV screen
It'll be so easy to make a buck
As the owner of your very own Money Machine
Next day delivery just a ten dollar fee
Satisfaction guaranteed or your money back
Sign up today as a VIP
We'll throw in the supersize drying rack

Jump in front of the pack with The Money Machine
Just a turn of the crank and you'll be rolling in green
Comes with everything that you see here
You'll make a million within the year
(some assembly required)

Trucks roll in to deposit your dream
You didn't expect such a massive machine
Won't fit in the house but that's okay
There's space for lease ten miles away

Get started today with The Money Machine
Just a turn of the crank and you'll be rolling in green
Our coupon add-on is all the rage
The more you spend the more you save
(void where prohibited)

Start-up was rough but you're finally online
You tell your friends it's going well
You'll be back in the black with some overtime
And after a while you get used to the smell
You've made a million, maybe more
So have a million other guys
Dollar's worth half as much as before
Gotta double next run to afford supplies

Come feast your eyes on The Money Machine
Just a turn of the crank and you'll be rolling in green
The more you make the more you need
You have an industry to feed

Come join the fun -- get The Money Machine
Just a turn of the crank and you'll be rolling in green
Call now before they disappear
You'll make a million within the year
(your results may vary)

(c)2012 The American College of Medical Informatimusicology

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